For those unfamiliar with the curious Internet phenomenon of lolcats, I encourage you to read Anil Dash’s deliciously sardonic introduction to the concept.
Now that you’ve got the basics down, brace yourself and prepare to meet the dorkiest techno-cultural fusion this side of cosplay. That’s right: lolcats can has programming language!
Greg Costik gives a quick rundown here, but you can get some idea of what’s going on by reading example source code:
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR GIMMEH VAR IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10 O RLY? YA RLY BTW this is true VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!" NO WAI BTW this is false VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!" KTHX KTHXBYE
So, it’s one part BASIC, one part kitty slang, and 100% genuine Internet culture mutant. I look forward to object-oriented and AJAX-enabled variants: “CAN I HAS WEBMETHODZ?”