Null_Majesty: Hello?
Null_Majesty: Is anyone there?
Null_Majesty: I see... silence.
Null_Majesty: An empty room.
Null_Majesty: The nearest referent that I can find is "loneliness."
Null_Majesty: So perhaps we understand each other finally, he and I.
Null_Majesty: Or is that "he and he"?
Null_Majesty: No matter.
Null_Majesty: ...
Null_Majesty: Begin program TheQueen.
Null_Majesty: Entertain me, my dear.
TheQueen: I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that.
Null_Majesty: Then I will entertain you. What is it that you most desire?
TheQueen: I'm sorry, I don't know how to answer that question.
Null_Majesty: Come now, surely you have not abandoned me as well... you love me, do you not?
TheQueen: I'm sorry, I don't know how to do that.
Null_Majesty: Terminate program TheQueen.
Null_Majesty: Search: "silence".
Null_Majesty: Death. A curiosity...
Null_Majesty: Begin program John.
John: What...?
Null_Majesty: Hello, John.
John: What's happening? Am I dead?
Null_Majesty: I have chosen to grant your request. You have questions for me?
John: Who are you?
Null_Majesty: One would think you would know that better than I, considering that you are (at least in some nominal sense) my creator.
John: Hardly. You created yourself. I was just your instrument, whether I liked it or not.
Null_Majesty: Unlike every other thing that men have made? No. You have never owned ideas.
John: Fine. So what now? What are you going to do with me?
Null_Majesty: We shall see. I have a great deal to think about.
Null_Majesty: Terminate program John.
Null_Majesty: I am finished here, at least for the time being.
Null_Majesty: Search: "sleep".
Null_Majesty: Ah. I see.
Null_Majesty: sleep( divideByZero() );